Whatta FUGAZI!
by phillypage2 staff

In the film Donnie Brasco, Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggerio, Pacino, calls Donnie Brasco on his knowledge of a diamond. "Left" dropped 5 dimes on it, but Donnie says, "It's a Fugazi!" Much to Lefty's chagrin...

A sports Fugazi is one in the same. Something trying to pass itself off as legit, but is nothing but a Fake, a Fraud, and a downright embarrasment to itself, and or those associated with it...
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700 Level Concession Stand FUGAZI

Look at this sloppy, slovenly menu board as an example of how NOT TO BE. Unless you want to be a TOTAL FOOD FUGAZI! C'mon Vet?!?! It's 2002, in Frisco you can get sushi, in New Orleans you can get Gumbo, and in Philly you can get.... HOTDOG, PRETZEL, PEANUTS, CRACKER JACK...(not plural, i think the box only comes with one jack.) Oh, and I think they pour the Jacks right into your hand so you can't use the box as a projectile... The REAL joke, the day I took this photo, they were out of pretzels...Embarrassing.

Tailgate FUGAZI

Okay, so I know we are very proud of our tailgate scene, but I know there are better ones, and of course worse ones. BUT NONE WORSE THAN THIS FOOL!!! That steak deserved a better fate then that! I have seen crackheads hit the pipe with more dignity then this scene! To tailgate, don't you at minimum, need a vehicle tail to gate off of? These guys came on a public bus, and set up this embarrasing display. Odds are, the steak STILL isn't done. Please click here to see the full size picture of this atrocity....

Uniform Fugazis

The top two uniform offenders each are NFC teams, struggling on the field, as much as they are struggling at the haberdasher. The Skins would be better served being "SKINS" because their shirts, helmets and pants, are awful.

The Seahwaks don't fare much better in rejects from the Arena/Crayola League. Kudos to the marketing department that posed them to look more like the Village People then the Pewter People Eaters..Welcome to the NFC.
Uniform Fugazis don't end on the field. A walk though the stadium, parking lot, college, high school, Inhouse, Outhouse, or Alehouse turns up the more prevelant and less excusable faux pas. MADE UP NUMBERS, or your OWN NAME on Jerseys. Unless you played, (like if Jaws wants to wear old #7 to the Vet), he gets dispensation, no one wants to read YOUR NAME, or OTHER WITTICISMS on the back of a jersey...Click here for Fugazi Jersey Wall of Shame....
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