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Sex Sells, so Here Goes...
By Craig Berosh
phillypage2 columnist (11-20-2003)
| Hey, sex sells, and although we’re not really selling anything here at PhillyPage2 (unless those irregular t-shirts that Tony found in a dumpster are back from the printers), our editorial staff (?) did make a conscious decision at our last meeting (?) to add more pictures of hot women to the site. The solution of how to seamlessly incorporate hotties into our sports-related Web site took the form of paralleling the careers of smoking women with current NFL players. At first, everyone (?) at the editorial meeting (?) thought the idea would just shamelessly produce a gallery of pictures of scantly-clad female celebrities accompanied by smart-ass comments about pro football players. So we (?) reconsidered this and agreed that was exactly what we (?) are going for. | ||
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Beyonce & Warren Sapp --whole ass and ass hole
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Jessica Biel & Clinton Portis -- huge potential
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Elizabeth Hurley & Rich Gannon --the end is near
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Jennifer Lopez and Michael Vick -- big upside and big backside
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Cameron Diaz & Jamal Lewis -- sizzling
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Brooke Burns & Marvin Harrison -- much underrated
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Julia Roberts & Donovan McNabb -- much overrated
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Britney Spears & Kurt Warner -- could be an ugly exit
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Jessica Simpson & David Boston -- dangerous minds
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Alyssa Milano & Jeremy Shockey -- bad girls
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Liv Tyler & Randy Moss -- big lips and big mouth
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Jennifer Aniston & Jake Plummer -- needing to prove it on the big stage
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Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jeff Garcia -- a lot heart and a lot of chest
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Charlize Theron & Peyton Manning -- looking for a breakthrough win
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Tyra Banks & Ricky Williams -- styling
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Katie Holmes & Marshall Faulk -- comeback hopefuls
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Angie Harmon & Jason Sehorn -- falling stars
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Angelina Jolie & Ray Lewis -- psycho and killer
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Halle Berry & Priest Holmes -- couldn't be hotter |
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Janet Jackson & Brett Farve -- don't be so quick to dismiss
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Catherine Zeta-Jones & Jerry Rice -- classy
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Anna Kournikova & Anyone -- hot all by herself
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Serena Williams & Terrell Owens -- both have a big pair on them |
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